in no particular order…
– after three weeks on crutches, your triceps will be ripped.
– an outdoor wedding in the rain makes for very cinematic pictures.
– if someone steals your identity, that means they have to take on your credit card debt, right? Right?
– having a pimple make you look younger.
– the baby. the baby is the silver lining even though you just got a million stitches down there.
– maybe the firemen will be hot.
– well, at least you know the air bags work.
– Now they can see that, besides being brilliant and beautiful, at hear you’re just a regular person with a temper.
– you bag was stolen, giving you the best excuse ever to buy a new, even nice bag. Joke’s on you, robber man!
– Two days of stomach flu = Hey! Take those jeans out of the giveaway bag…They fit again!